I can't think of a title. Cheeseburger Karma 2024: A Jam Odyssey... is what a fucking geek would make the title. Real Ones just leave well enough alone and do nothing. So thats obviously what imm going to do

... The second? Third? blog entry

Written by Dj Chud on this date ---> 12.26.24, 10:03 PM <---

Song Of The Right now

Pic of me holding some truly exquisite compact discs. The Alvin And The Chipmunks: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack CD and an old Slam Metal demo CD-R. I, of course, will not go into any more information about the latter.

If you look closely in the back, you will see a lone Shadowchud360 CD-R test pressing that has no disc


Lately i've been feeling like 2025 is my year. The year where everything for me goes successfully out of nowhere. Whether it be my music, artwork, videos, my own Stupid Life, my path... heck, even these stupid writings, I feel like it's all going to go even more in my favor. My reception on all of these aforementioned things are to my satisfaction, yeah... but it'd be cool to Have Bigger Numbers on my computer screen because as humans we strive for people to look at our shit no matter how fucking stupid and hate or gander in amazement and follow you along to create more crap... or keep hating on the sidelines while also doing the same thing but JUST TO HATE. ... Um! thats some Shit Brian Griffin wuld say so Even though it's Highkey cringe as fuck and I'm a bastard who's too smug for his own good that is also stroking his lone 1 inch of face hair quite cartoonishly as he types this... I'll keep it in anyway. Not only because it's my fucking blog and NOT YOURS. but If the GOAT (Debatable regarding his behavior in the newer seasons but nobody fucking watches those in the first place! Not enough for me to care anyhow) of all talking dogs in cartoons think it'll be cool then fuck it! Fuck the world 🤷 Bitch

...See that's the flaw in me. I'm sorry. Let's crack On here

MB For kinda leaving this blog in the dust, the WIND if you will. I just... didn't feel like writing Lol? I have these bursts of moments where I need to write alot or I'll die and My Family will explode into blocks of mince Meat before my very eyes and I must capture it like lightning in a bottle. And that... hasn't happened lately until like right Now. IN CASE YOU WONDERING. But you didn't wonder and thats Cuz I'm hoping you're following my various social media pages across the world wide web which makes up for any inactivity on this blog and website. and if you're not... ION GIVE A FUCK! Maybe... hop to it? Hop to- Say that again? Nope! Thats... on YOU. I'm not too busy for this site, if I wanted to I could make a blog post everyday. I'm just a complete bum with a work ethic for pretty Much anything other than this. Okay? THIS SITE IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!! And that's on 🇫 🇴 🇺 🇷 🇳 🇪 🇲

I come to jitnems across the globe today on my little corner of the web (People actually talk like this and they're older than me, allowed to vote, drink, and drive cars.) to kinda ramble on about shit I think we should leave in 2024 and Not bring into 2025 but since our culture is kinda stuck and has been Stuck for more years than I could count on my grotesque Honey Mustard covered fingers and we're in a loop that repeats trends as revival regurgitated and spat back into our faces and Oh Also the pyramids were made by Masami Akita's pet Snakes in my backyard that are dead and buried back there But Will Come back ANYWAY... it's going to come into play ANYWAY! but I get to whine about it and You can't really do anything‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Anyway

Alright. Jerk beats. Jerk in the later 21st century? we are Leaving that shit in 2024 AND IT WILL STAY THERE AND TRAPPED like the Chosen Four in Giygas' Lair or The Devil Machine. Sorry. I'm not a fucking Nerd

I'm glad it isn't just me That is REALLY tired of The Jerk Revival movement that's been going on for about four Years Now, but I think alot of the people Hate it because it's too simplistic or the sound isn't up to par with any other Hip Hop subgenre. THAT SOUNDED REALLY REALLY STUPID... I dislike jerk For a few key reasons, mainly because it's just incredibly gentrifying, disrespectful crud that mostly sucks and is lazy and doesn't add much of anything except sticking a finger to the OGs who put effort into their shit way before most of these Jerk rappers were even able to walk.

Let's start off with what I consider to be the main thing I got against this music: IT AIN'T REAL JERK. I'ma sound mad elitist With this next shit But bear with me. or dont CLICK OFF

Jerk Rap, the originator of Jerk music supposedly, to me atleast, was this new, visceral, kinda Avant-Garde take on Hyphy, with more of an interesting drum pattern and sonic palette used in a lot of it's songs. It's way more unique and fun, adding more of a sweet and sour flavor to Hyphy solely. I say Sour because Usually the average Jerk Rap song would be produced super simply in FL Studio 10 or some shit with dog ass Mixing, like that matters in this day and age, but Sweet because. Ya Know the music is fucking fantastic! An example of this is

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